Town fathers and mothers see families returning to Asbury Park, so they’ve nipped a massage parlor owner’s topless beach bid right in the bud.
So, in the end, the hoo-hah raised over the idea was no more than a mustard burp: momentarily tangy, but, in the end, fleeting.
So next time you think Asbury, folks, don’t think Bruce or the Pony or the work of gays to revive the onetime cesspool by the sea.
And make sure that top is secured. Cause next time you’re in Asbury, you’d best make sure you think: family.
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